Items

Though this crystal is ten times as large as an average carat, it is completely worthless. A commemorative item for those who experienced the site downtime and technical issues of November 2022.

This classic rabbit vibrator stimulates two areas at once, making it great for solo play as well as with a partner.

This average-sized, no-frills dildo can be mounted in a strap, or suctioned to a flat surface for solo riding.

A memento from Matentines celebrations.

This item is a trinket, and cannot be exchange for the love letters currency.

With a huge array of settings, this rechargeable "personal massager" delivers the strongest vibrations on the market.

A memento from Matentines celebrations.

This pink water-based lube has a pleasant strawberry scent and taste.

This sleek dildo has strategically placed ridges to hit just the right spot.

Tease your partner while you're away, or go out for some sneaky public fun with this long-distance remote vibrator.

With multiple levels of suction power, this sleeve can easily milk anyone dry.

The intentionally shaped beads on this plug are even more intense coming out than they are going in.

This adorable glass dildo is on the smaller side, making it perfect for the inexperienced and extra-sensitive.

This gentle bullet vibrator has multiple vibration patterns, allowing for simple and leisurely play.

This squishy, transparent sleeve is textured with a heart pattern on the inside.

This sweet little plug is perfect for succubuns who know they're a treasure.

This oversized, intensely ribbed dildo is not recommended for amateurs or the faint of heart.

This thick, translucent white lubricant is perfect for helping with larger insertions.

This dramatic-looking sleeve has all kinds of crazy twists and textures on the inside, making for an intense experience.

This novelty lube glows in the dark. While body safe, it's not recommended for consumption.

Looks like you'll need to keep trying if you're hoping for a positive result this breeding season.