MYO-2255: ☃️Blanche🩷

name: Blanche
age: 24
occupation: instructor at an indoor snowboarding location
pronouns: he/him
sexuality: bisexual
status: single (good !!!!)

open for romance: yes but at ur own risk......
open for physical arrangements (e.g. fwb): yes
open for friendships: yes
open for others (e.g. enemies, rivals, littermates):  yes

[CHARACTER BLURB]
Your neighborhood toxic boyfriend ! Wooo ! :'D Blanche has done some fucked up little things and will continue to do them; essentially on that "the bad boy people warned you about who actually did turn out to be a menace instead of a misunderstood edgelord" typa beat, which is ironic because when you look at him, you wouldn't think it of him. Don't judge a book by its cover ig,,  His ideal relationship is one he needs to put zero effort in and his S/O in question will still be head over heels for him *cough* Jingyu *cough*, and he will only do the amount required to keep that person with him - e.g. lovebombing when he notices his partner is straying a little more than he wants them to, gaslight gatekeep girlboss, casual manipulation, throwing them a bone right when they're about to give up so they'll "ohh maybe it's just me, see, he is sweet to me,," themselves one more time...

Blanche actually gained his sloth horns not because he's physically lazy, but because he cannot be arsed to put genuine effort into people. He often borders on cruel just because he does not care to consider anyone but himself and finds it a waste of time, too much, not worth it, etcetera. "I can fix him 🥹" honey no, he will make you worse and he will not apologize for it :')

The funny thing is, Blanche is actually kinda just fine as a friend? He's simply the kind of pal who checks up on you once in a blue moon on his own accord but is still there when you call him first, and that's pretty much what people anticipated anyhow due to his horns; they basically "know" what they're getting into, and are fine befriending him as a result. But as soon as a relationship comes looking around the corner and you notice that his nonchalance translates into that as well,, that's where the bad times come in.

current worth: $150 (og price)