MYO-5967: Bébé

name: very berry "bébé" strawberry 🍓
pronouns: she/her
occupation: fashion influencer (get a real job!)
personality: a true romantic, bubble pop electric maiden, so unlucky in love!

what is bébé listening to lately?
1. love is orange — tomosuke.
2. neon — yukika.
3. idol — yoasobi.

q: what's your favorite color, bébé?
a: don't you have anything more interesting to ask bébé?  it's cherry pink, of course! 🍓

q: ah, haha, sorry, bébé — let me ask this then.  what would you say is the most difficult part of your job?
a: aside from making sure i look absolutely adorable every single day? 🍓
q: uh, yes, aside from that, i suppose - 
a: ugh, handling negative comments!  i can't believe anybody would say such mean things about bébé!  i'll sue every last one of you fuckers! 🍓

q: um, right, anyway, just one last question -
a: no, that's enough.  i'm tired and i want cake now.  thank you all for tuning in to an exclusive interview with bébé!  bébé loves you all! 🍓
q: wait, those are my lines - hang on, outro, i need to do the - 

end of interview.