MYO-2016: Vanilla

The WANNABE INCUBUS

GENERAL DETAIL

Vanilla, which is certainly not his real name, is somewhat infamous around Burrowgatory. Often found loitering around clubs, he's quite easy to spot, and not only due to his flashy clothing or lack thereof. He is quite talkative and loud, especially around other men, who he often tries to impress by making up experiences and embellishing the truth. Vanilla likes to consider himself something of an incubus, and loves nothing more than seducing men, even if said seduction is mostly to fuel his own ego and wallet. His life as an "incubus" is also his career, as he will usually ask the men he sleeps with for money the following morning. Not too many men actually find a need to pay him, however, so he never seems to have enough money for just about anything.

Despite his clever personality, Vanilla is astonishingly stupid. Never in all of his years has he ever considered making his "clients" pay upfront, and would never listen to any advice telling him likewise. Telling Vanilla that he may be wrong about something is probably the easiest way to offend him. As a pride bun, he is extremely arrogant, even to his detriment. It's honestly a miracle that he even barely manages to make a living for himself with all of the trouble he ends up in due to his ego.

This isn't to say that Vanilla is nothing but an annoyance, however. Once you get past his boisterous facade he's surprisingly sensitive and even genuine at times. He's always optimistic and loves to make others feel good about themselves, even if he isn't getting any money out of it! If you manage to break through into this more wholesome side of him, you'll have an extremely loyal friend who will always stand up for you no matter what.

Since his career rarely supplies him with a decent wage, he ended up having to room with Kai and Seidon in their tiny beachside apartment. Though the two of them were initially put off by Vanilla's arrogance, his sweeter side and certain special talents quickly won them over. The three of them are currently in an odd open relationship that mostly seems to be centered around having sex, though moments of pure affection between all three men aren't uncommon. Vanilla is a surprisingly decent cook and often helps out around the house - just don't expect him to stick around once night time rolls in!