As much as the beginning of a new year gives some buns hope, or at least the assumption that they can completely reinvent themselves, Bubble was always far too self aware for anything so hopeful. He knew better (or at least he liked to think so) than to think just saying some useless platitude at the beginning of a new rotation of the globe was going to have any effect on how he actually behaved throughout the upcoming months. And yet…there was an odd draw t...