MYO-7896: science man

Idk his name :( 

a bit of a conspiracy bun. He's very interested in what came before Burrowtagory, and is confident he'll find it.  He's convinced that once he finds a new life he'll own it. 
luckily they haven't found anything substantial, though they created Valentino's grappling gun based on water pistols. Theyre a bit mad and entitled

they are also a twink that lives on coffee exclusively