MYO-3269: Malibu

THEY/THEM (preferred), HE/HIM

Malibu is commonly found in bars, hotels, resorts, lakes, and the beach. Anywhere that can be considered a vacation spot, you can usually see them there. They don't tend to work formally, they sometimes get gigs as a bartender or waiter in these places. Malibu's real job, however, is freeloading. They love, more than anything, to live on a never-ending vacation. And of course, it's way more fun if someone else is paying.

His favorite thing is finding wealthy succubuns to mooch off of, accumulating riches and gifts.  He can be very sweet, having perfected the arts of playing dumb for more prideful succubuns, or getting on the good side of lustful ones. It's not unheard of that Malibu goes as far as scamming certain rich succubuns, particularly those that he doesn't like.

They're quite fond of tropical drinks, but you'll never see them pulling out their wallet to pay for any. Getting free drinks is just one of their many skills, after all. 

Despite their lifestyle being all over the place, Malibu can often feel lonely. They don't tend to stay in one place, or continue contact with the same people, and as much as they struggle to
admit it, they secretly wish they'd find deeper connections one day. That being said, they have absolutely no plans to change their ways.