MYO-2648: Savoy

SAVOY . he/they [ no-noise ref ]

Savoy used to be a circus juggler, until he took an arrow to the knee.* Now he runs Savoy Row, where he juggles only the finest merchandise that can be rifled out of a back alley dumpster for you! He eats cabbages like normal people eat apples. Despises people mistaking him for cauliflower. Refuses to recognise cauliflower as a cabbage variety.

Best friends with Turnip, a respectable vegetable.

Spud [ Pampki ] Turnip came across a couple of stray pampkis and brought one back to Savoy. Savoy is a little supicious of potatoes, given their inability to count as a 5-a-day, but he seems to be a good spud, Brent. A little confused, but he's got the spirit. Always hoping for scraps, but better behaved than to beg.

WTF [ Snell ] This thing keeps trying to eat him!! D<

*He got fired 'cos he kept sleeping on the job and calling it medically necessary photosynthesis breaks.