MYO-2039: ➤ Albatroski

Height: 5'10"
Age: mid 30s
Alignment: chaotic neutral

Mr. Albatroski teaches English at an elementary school in Burrowgatory, where his inappropriate behavior and frequent swearing in front of children make him seem unhinged and intimidating. While many students are frightened of him, others find him “cool” due to his laid-back attitude toward assignments. After school, he spends most of his time attempting to launch various entrepreneurial ventures, though none have succeeded yet. Despite the setbacks, he remains determined to keep trying. When his stress becomes overwhelming, he visits a mistress who momentarily eases his pain through a different form of pain.

Likes: money, easy ways to make money, being his own boss, being bound and whipped, sweets, alcohol
Dislikes: his life