Sal

THEY / THEM | TOYHOUSE PROFILE

I thought: “wouldn’t it be hee hee funnee If I made a salmon bun” so I made them

• Completely unhinged chaotic feral gremlin.
• Does not know how to read.
• The epitome of cringe/rawr xD humor.
• Yells every single thing they say.
• Very friendly and always down for a challenge.
• Often seen scuttling along the ground and sniffing random objects for their “soul scent” (whatever that means).
• Never serious.
• Tries to eat carats for some reason?
• Rarely, if ever, goes into doll form as they don’t understand the advantages of being taller, more dexterous, etc.
• Sleeps on a large pad (dog bed) on the floor like a pet
• Home is under a bridge by the river. It's not an established building. More like a stick hut.
• Obviously, loves water and is obsessed with it. Also loves nature, the great outdoors, etc.
• Extremely resilient, there’s no fight they could get into or injury they could receive that would phase them
• Favorite object is a dented tin can. 
• Self-proclaimed "King of the Gremlins™️". If your bun is also a gremlin, feel free to DM me to join the Royal Gremlin Court.