MYO-1381: Laney Di
Owned by jennyf1sh
LANEY DI - HELL'S WORST WAITRESS
She/Her 5"8 Virgo
Pansexual, Pillow Princess
Fake Blonde, Fake Tan, Fake Tits
Tattoos: 2 (a cherry blossom branch on her right thigh that wraps inwards, across her butt and hip, and ends on her stomach) & (a tramp stamp of the word "Unforgettable")
An honest day's work may be the bane of a sloth's existence, but bills still have to be paid. Take a trip to 'Dante's Grill' and you might find yourself with the worst service of any low-rate diner you've ever experienced.
Laney is allergic to hard work (really, it brings her out in hives) but she coasts by on tips with the help of her "assets". Many a local will bare the sub-standard coffee in hopes of catching an eyeful of the ditzy waitress. In truth, the only reason she hasn't been fired is that the owners know damn well they'd risk losing half their regulars.
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