BUN-843: Eda

Money, money, MONEY!  There's only one thing that truly matters to Eda, and that's cold hard cash.  She loves nothing more than the sound of carats jingling in her coinpurse, or the sparkle of gemstones and other useless trinkets piled up in her burrow.  If she had to choose between a cheap practical financial decision or an outrageously expensive frivolous purchase, she'll go with the latter every time - what's the point of it if it's not expensive?!

To Eda, other buns exist only for her amusement.  She has little interest in relationships besides those that she can extort for her benefit.  She'll say and do whatever she needs to do for a wealthy bun to lavish her with gifts, and then leave them once she gets bored of them without a second thought.  While her exes try to warn others to stay away from her, she's has a knack for acting like she's changed just long enough to lure people in again and again.

If she's not robbing you blind, then she's either teaching you some of her methods (for a price, of course), or she just finds you funny.  Could she ever actually genuinely care about someone besides herself?  Who knows, but there's always suckers out there who think they can change her.