[Gift] One Sided Water Fight

“Diesel!” Elio shouted as the water hit his face for the second…third, and fourth time.

“You’re not very good at this game,” Diesel called out as he started to chase the fiery succubun around the open area. Firing his water pistol again and again and again and again!

It was getting on Elio’s nerves!

“I never wanted to play this forsaken game. Would you please stop firing that at me,” he growled, but Diesel kept laughing, kept pursuing and kept firing shot after shot of icy cold water.

Eventually, Elio hid behind a picnic bench, obscuring himself as Diesel and his imp Axel looked around for him. Calling his name over and over.

“Ohhh Elioooooooooo come out to play,” Diesel said as he pumped his water gun and prepared to fire on the orange succubun with everything he had.

Elio had had enough. So he did what every sane bun would do in this situation. He was defenseless, he had no water pistol of his own and he hated getting wet. So he called in the big guns. 

Taking out his phone he dialed his friend Jidao’s number.

“Yo, Elio, what’s up?” Jidao asked and very quietly Elio responded.

“Diesel has rounded me into a water fight but I’m completely defenseless and you know how much I hate water!”

Jidao gasped on the other end of the phone. He would not leave his friend in peril!

He hung up, promising he’d be right there. 

But would Jidao get there in time?

Moments after Elio hung up the phone the sound of Diesel walking stopped and Elio looked up to see the other grinning down at him.

“Found you!” he exclaimed and aimed the water gun at him. “Time to get soaked!”

Elio went to cover his eyes to shield them from the water. This was it. Everything was over. He was done for!

“Bombs ahoy!” Came a yell suddenly. While cycling with pace and fury, Jidao launched a water balloon at Diesel, knocking him to the side. His head was drenched with water, and Jidao laughed with happiness and glee.

“That’s what you get for messing with Elio, Diesel!” Jidao shouted. The other had fallen over, his water pistol thrown through the air. Landing perfectly in Elio’s hands.

He aimed it at the other and smiled.

“Looks like it’s over, Diesel, any last words?” Elio asked him, and Diesel raised a hand to the sky dramatically.

“Take…take care of Axel…he likes, all the dango.” And with that, Diesel was shot by Elio, the water hitting his chest, face, crotch and shoulder, soaking him even more and sending him back to the ground.

It was over, Diesel had lost, through the power of friendship!

“So, you wanna get some Dango?” Jidao asked, and Diesel was up in a flash.

“Oh yea yea I do!” he shouted in reply.

“Is Dan even going to let you?” Elio asked him as they walked away from the carnage.

“He will if I ask really really nicely,” Diesel replied.

“And pay him,” Jidao added.

“Elio can I borrow some money?” Diesel asked and Elio growled angrily.