Night Time Fright Stroll

Hubby was coming back from his 'job' that he had and heading home late into the night to see his beautiful and sexy wife, maybe he'll even kiss up on her some while they have late dinner together since surely she will have it nice and ready since they sent a message earlier that he will be home soon. Gosh having a nice warm meal with a very pretty bunny? He's living the dream life but there was something said wife told him earlier, something about it was dangerous out at night? Oh what were her exact words? He tried hard to remember but he was distracted by imagining his wife ready for him in bed. "Not now horny thoughts! I must think hard!!" He stopped his walking to physically try and make the memory appear before feeling it burn a little [Was thinking always this hard and difficult? Why does it hurt?!].

It finally popped up, the conversation between him and his wife ("Be careful if you're coming back at night, Buns are going missing and I don't want you getting kidnapped so take a weapon of sorts with you") right! People were being abducted left and right so he had to figure something out as they were so busy thinking of other things he is now defenseless. They looked around suddenly wary. Was someone following him? He couldn't be too sure as they quickly ducked into the nearest alley to hide for a moment, if only he remembered what his wife told him then he wouldn't be paranoid. He had enemies but these bun-ductors, bunny abductors, could be hired by them or just some other strange and ultra evil gang of sorts "Hmm there should be something here, a bottle or something" he said looking around in the dimly lit area that grew darker the further he went in.

Hubby squinted into the dark and saw something long and pale poking out from a pile of garbage bags "Aha! A weapon!" they grabbed the item and brandished it like a sword and in the flickering lights that reached the alley he was now the proud wielder of a mannequin arm making him smug "Be afraid".

Yes nobody will ever come near him now only because he looked very strange as a little succubun carrying a whole mannequin arm with them, or really dragging it behind him as he marched his way back home "Hey you're a lil stupid aren't ya?" came the voice of the infamous envy bun Jackal "What makes you think that?" She was not in her bun form and just smoking outside her place so Dove isn't bothered by the smell. "Well you're carrying garbage with you in your bun form" He held up his weapon and swung it a few times "Nu uh it's my weapon, wife told me to gear up before heading out" She blew smoke out and just plucked the arm out of his hold.

"Yeah no, if you're going around like this then you're easy pickings" she demonstrated before tossing the trash back to him, it wasn't like her to be so helpful but it looked so ridiculous she had to speak out! Which may or may not be the worst thing she did that day "Oh silly envy thing, you just don't get it, the people doing kidnappings will think I'm some easy to grab bunny but then boom!! I transform and start attacking" Hubby began to do some warm up swings while small, Jackal merely rolled her eyes saying nobody will fall for that but people are sometimes dumber than they appear.

Jackal saying she's talking to someone similar to that, he only smiled up at her before asking what she would use instead since she has issues with his weapon of choice he improvised as she snubbed her cigarette with the heel of her boot before digging into her jacket "This" she quickly whipped out a switchblade and the blade came out with a sharp spring once she pressed the release button. "It's a cheap little thing but I got a few spares, I never leave without one if some punk who doesn't understand the words buzz off" Jackal looked down at the bunny then took the arm again and tossed the blade at him "Here, I'm feeling generous or whatever Dove called it" they said showing some minor charity at them.

Hubby caught the blade quickly, his reflexes better than a few buns "Thanks! I'll make good use of this if anyone comes after me" he looked so proud having got a proper weapon as she just waved him off "Now get home it's late and I'm sure your family or whatever is worried" She told him to hurry it up or else they'll be caught by the creeps "I'll be fine i'm armed once more" she looked at the garbage in her hand "Did you pick this just for that joke?" she got no answer but a smug evil lil bunny grin before they started making their way back home.

"Some bunnies are just not right" they said tossing the arm properly or else she'll hear it from Dove, but back to the main character Hubby got home safe and sound and he got a free knife out of it too "Gingie! I'm home safe and sound!" they heard a soft yay from the other room as they went over to start kissing up on her "I forgot a weapon but an envy bun helped me out, now gimme some sugar" he said wanting kissies or he will perish from lack of love.

"Thats nice don't forget to thank them later with a gift" he made a face but if he didn't do it his wife will and he's not handing his wife over to anyone let alone having someone give a gift to her, this is his hot piece of bun!! "I will, now where's dinner?" they were given kisses before shown a nice hot meal on the table as he will think about what to gift the infamous envy bunny.