BLIND DATE - Fleur x Rummy

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Rummy had a blind daaate~
He’d signed up for Bunble’s Matentines Mystery Event in the spirit of the month, put his most winning personality traits forward, and poured over the other applicants for hours while he waited for replies to roll in. So many matches! So many metaphorical cuties for him to share his dazzling presence with! By the time his cell phone buzzed with an answer from lucky date #1 he had already freshened up with a chocolatey cologne, primped and preened over his fur, and slapped on a dandy little bow ready for an afternoon on the town.

They’d made plans to meet outside the International House of Buncakes for crepes and parfait, a little chat, and maybe a little coffee on the side. Was he looking for romance? Not necessarily. A quick spring fling with fifteen or so waiting in the wings? Absolutely! Matentines was such a wonderful month for bad decisions.

The last text message he’d sent said to look for the bun with a box of chocolates and a brown ribbon, winky face, squiggle, heart emoji, see you soon! The first date set the standard for this sort of speed dating and Rummy was more than ready for a good time. He was sleek and cute and ready to hit it off with this mystery cutie as soon as they arrived!

Perched outside the venue enjoying the enticing smells of cream and baking waffles, he settled down to wait.

Fleur was never one for online dating, but admittedly, he got pulled into the Matentines festivities by the other nail techs who worked at the salon. Seeing other buns canoodling around with their mates for the year made him feel lonely, so he decided to give this whole “Bunble Matentines Mystery Event” a try.

Swipe, swipe, swipe, no buns were really catching his eye until…

Oh? What’s this? A flirty message, a winky face…

‘Cute….’ Fleur thought, ‘Humoring this date wouldn’t hurt, right?’

Getting ready for his date, Fleur gave his fur a last brush through and dusted off his favourite sweater. He made his way to the meeting spot, making sure to keep an eye out for “the bun with a box of chocolates.” Upon arriving, he spots a box of chocolates… in the hooves of a very familiar bun.

“...Rummy? What are you doing here?!” Fleur gapes in shock, “Don’t tell me, you’re my Matentines date?!”

Through the shock, Fleur couldn’t help but be a little endeared, seeing Rummy there, fur neatly coiffed and a box of chocolates in hand. While he was always refusing Rummy’s advances, it wasn’t like he didn’t harbor affection for the other.

Fleur sighed with a small smile, “Well, let’s make the most we can out of this date then.”

Rummy’s furled ears couldn’t help but twitch at the sound of a familiar voice. If he hadn’t been holding the chocolates in his little claws, he would have been clapping his hands in delight.

“Fleur! Babe!! Darling!!!!” If rabbits could purr he would have been SO loud right now in the middle of the street, disrupting traffic and causing a whole scene as his eyes fell onto the object of his many advances. “Ohh what kind of coincidence is this? It must be fate that you’re the somebunny I’m meeting today!” He sighed dramatically, dreamily fluttering his eyelashes at the other bun.

He couldn’t help but be a little over the top when he got excited, especially when Fleur was concerned. The nail tech had been his go-to for his claws months now, and every time they met up he was more and more determined to win him over with his wiles, charms, or chocolates.

‘It’s the first date of Matentines and this is my chance!’ He thought, grinning giddily.

“This is for you, babe~” he winked, presenting the box of chocolate to the other bun with a little flourish. “No aphrodisiacs, pinky promise, I wouldn’t be that cruel during a hot month like this. Can I hold your hoof?” Without waiting for Fleur to reply he swept him towards the restaurant’s door. “What would you like to order? I was gonna go 50/50 on the venue but since the demons are smiling on us by sending you as my first matentines date we’ll call it my treat~ I’ll buy you anything you want!”

Fleur accepted the chocolates and let out a small laugh. He had always been fond of the other’s excitable nature, and he couldn’t help but smile at how excited Rummy was about their date. He tucks the box safely in his bag, hoping that they wouldn’t melt by the end of the date.

“No aphrodisiacs, huh?” He chuckled teasingly, “I’ll take your word for it, but if there happens to be anything funky in them, then I’m gonna shave down your claws all the way during your next nail appointment~”

He took a seat at the chair across from Rummy and hooked his bag on the back of the chair. “Well if it’s your treat, then I’m gonna order as much as I want,” Fleur grinned, flipping through the menu. “Ooh~ the oreo cookie parfait looks really good! And maybe I’ll also get a chocolate cream crepe too… How about you, Rummy?

Rummy growled at the nail comment, waving a claw airly towards the other bun. “Ooh I love it when you threaten me with a good time.” He purred. “Tie me down and file away babe, I’ve got nothing to hide! Matentines has been great for the boutique, so many cuties looking to get a little extra chocolate for their sweethearts so… you can eat your fill and more today~” He winked. “And I’ll be happy to supply the ‘more’ in any way you’d like it too... It’s my turn to give you five star service today, ok?”

He tapped his claws on the menu, browsing thoughtfully through the colorful images of parfait and cake and crepes, nodding in approval at Fleur’s choices for the meal. “I hear the chocolate cream here is suuuper rich and satisfying.” he said cheerfully. “Maybe I’ll join you and get one of those chocolate strawberry kiss parfaits… and a mixed berries crepe? Oh look it’s got lil waffle ears, how precious!”

He flipped the menu over, scanning the drinks list with a smile. “What about to drink, babe?” He asked, “Something sweet? Alcoholic? Maybe something warm and creamy?”

Fleur flips through the drink menu idly, eyes scanning through each sweet and decadent drink, “Probably not something alcoholic, I still have work tomorrow after all.” He scans the other tables at the cafe, with each table sharing the largest milkshakes that Fleur has ever seen.

“I’m not sure I’ll be able to finish an entire drink along with the food. How about we share a milkshake?” Fleur asks, gesturing towards a neighbouring table, “They come with a heart-shaped double straw too, how cute! I’ll even let you choose the flavour of milkshake!”

Rummy’s eyes practically light up at the suggestion, flashing his fangs in a beaming smile. “Ooh couple’s matentines shake? You are so clever babe, such a good idea!” He flutters his eyelashes demurely. “What do you think of milk caramel creme hmm? A lil bit of you and a lil bit of me~ We’d make such a good flavor together.” He gestures to the colors of their fur with a giggle. “I love to share, especially with someone as gorgeous as you. I’m not used to you being so willing either.”

He clapped his little claws together in delight, swaying almost shyly in his seat for a moment. “I… do appreciate you humoring me and giving today a chance. It’s always lovely to see more of you and I mean that.” He cleared his throat after a second, serious moment over as he waved a waitress over, reading back their order with a smooth and casual grace.

Two parfaits, one oreo and one strawberry kiss. Two crepes, chocolate creme and mixed berries. One big couple’s matentines shake, milk caramel creme to share. Check, check, and check! Despite how busy the venue was, it didn’t take long before their order was being laid out on the table in a delicious looking spread.

Rummy somewhat awkwardly picked up a pair of utensils with his claws, looking over at Fleur to make sure the other bun was satisfied. “Time to dig in! I’m more than ready to get this good stuff inside me, hmm?”

Fleur couldn’t help but let out a small chuckle at Rummy’s honesty. “Aw Rummy, are you getting all sappy on me now?” He teased, “I do feel the same way though. This date is far more fun with you compared to being with a total stranger.”

“No digging in just yet, Rummy!” Fleur jumped in to push Rummy’s claws away from the food. He meticulously positioned the food, adjusting the cutlery, and ensured that not a single napkin was creased. Digging into his messenger bag and pulling out his phone, Fleur quickly snapped a few photos of the spread, posting them to his bunstagram. “Phone eats first, naturally~ now we can dig in!”

Fleur cuts into his chocolate creme crepe and smirks at Rummy, “Good stuff inside you, huh? I'm sure you wanna put some good stuff inside me this Matentines, don’t you?” Despite the teasing, Fleur couldn’t help but hope for a continuation of this date after their cafe date. Maybe he’ll ask Rummy to come over to his place afterwards, if he could put aside his pride. He knew that Rummy would be more than willing to oblige.

Rummy chuckled, patiently holding on to his cutlery while Fleur took his photos, taking the time to admire the other bun’s focus while he worked. “I get buns doing the same thing at the chocolate boutique as well. Nothing like a nice spread to really get your appetite going mm?”

Having been given permission to dig in he immediately set to work on his own parfait, scooping a spoonful of berries and cream from the top to pop into his mouth with a delighted little squeak. “Ooh this stuff is just as good as they said it would be…” He cast a sidelong glance at his dining partner at the Matentines comment, a sly but hopeful smile spreading across his lips.

“I’d give you the good stuff and more besides babe~” he winked. “Wine and dine you? Sixty nine? Any way you want me, you’re more than welcome to have me since it’s our spe-cial daaaate.” His voice was singsong and lighthearted as he took a bite of his crepe. “Does this mean I might finally stand a chance with you?” he asked hopefully.

Fleur chokes on a bite of his crepe, coughing upon hearing Rummy’s playful line, “Rummy! Don’t announce something so embarrassing out loud!” Fleur flushes at Rummy’s naughty flirtations, his cheeks darkening underneath his white fur. He frantically looks from side to side, his ears whipping around, to ensure no one gave them any funny looks.

“...maybe I’ll give you a chance, as long as you don’t say something so naughty out loud again!” Fleur huffs, patting his flushed cheeks. He wasn’t a prude, but there was something about thinking of him and Rummy’s coupling that made his stomach flip flop in nervous excitement.

Fleur quickly shoves a few larger pieces of crepe into his mouth, taking his time to chew slowly. “Hey Rummy..?” He asked quietly, “Wanna come over to my house after our date?”

Rummy giggled, stuffing his cheeks with another bite of food, taking a moment to take a big sip of the milkshake they were sharing. He let out a dramatic sigh, smacking his lips. Goodness, the drinks here were just as good as the food! Sweet, creamy, delicious… every mouthful was a taste sensation but maybe that was just because his palate was refined to sweets in particular. He was enjoying himself immensely, and half the fun was in the fact that his favorite nail tech was sitting opposite him and enjoying the meal as well.

But his ears perked when Fleur chided him, visibly lifting a bit when the other bun offered to… had he heard right? Take him home??? Now it was his turn to blush, completely caught off guard by the suggestion.

“Come over?” He blinked, stuffing a mouthful of crepe into his face to try and quell his growing excitement. “Oh babe, that’s such a generous offer! Naturally I’d love to spend more time with you!! Especially if we can work off the calories of this meal with a lil exercise…?” He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.

It took him a moment to realize he was leaning very far across the table waiting for Fleur’s answer, so he cleared his throat in an attempt to rein himself in, plopping back down into his seat. “Or I mean. If that’s too forward I’m ok with just holding hands.” he wiggled a claw at the other bun, grinning radiantly.

Fleur quickly finishes off the remainder of his crepe, wiping his mouth with the napkin and gives Rummy a look. “We can hold hands. And as for the ‘exercise’...” Fleur looks away with a blush, “That can be negotiated.”

He cleared his throat and fanned the blush away with his hooves, “Anyways! Hurry up and finish the rest of that milkshake, I’m stuffed.”

He looks around and flags down a waiter for the bill, then turns back to Rummy with a small smile, “You said you’re paying, right?”

“Oh! Yes of course!” Rummy turned his attention to the rest of the shake, gulping it down appreciatively as he fished out his credit card to pass to the waiter. Feeling absolutely full and content and perhaps a little bit giddy with excitement, he hopped out of his chair and offered a claw to his date, all smiles and warmth. Goodness he’d definitely be purring if a bun could purr. This matentines date had gone above and beyond his expectations!

With Fleur’s dainty hoof in hand, the two of them sauntered towards the doorway, pushing it open to head out into the dim Burrowgatory afternoon. It could never be considered ‘bright’ down here but given his mood everything was beyond perfect to the fluffy lust bun. He could put his vices to good use! On his crush of crushes!!

Flashing Fleur a bright smile the two began to wander down the street. “So your place now huh?” He rumbled pleasantly. “I can’t wait to see what you have in store for me once we get there~”

There were only three words going through his mind as they headed for Fleur’s burrow.

Best. Date. Ever.