Peanut Butter Pizza Time

Maybe it was a mistake letting Cinnamon and Tei order food. Miami was starting to think maybe she should have put the pizza order in as she anxiously watched T.V. with her pregnant friends. The two round buns were just chatting about the contestants on the reality show, making fun and picking out their favourites. Now, usually, this would be something Miami would be joining them in. She was all for picking out buns to say were shoe-ins for the winner’s circle and making jokes at the rest of the contestants. But, she just couldn’t find the drive to do so right now.

No, not with this sense of impending dread running up her spine.

“So,” Miami tried to her best not to sound nervous “what exactly did you guys order?” The pink bun was just looking over at her friends a little. Tei’s shaggy bangs hid their eyes as always as the small bun messed around on their phone. The white and blue bun only looked over at Cinnamon. Cinnamon looked over at them before he had the worst type of smile on his face. A smug, shit eating type of grin. The kind of smile that Miami dreaded to see on anyone other than herself.

“Oh it’s a new limited time pizza.” Miami’s sense of doom was only worsening at Cinnamon’s words. “Me and Tei love it right now. It, like, hits all the right cravings for us and it just helps the morning sickness.” Tei couldn’t help but cackle a little as they looked over at Miami. She just radiated dread in a big black aura. “It’s honestly amazing, trust me.” Tei’s words just had Miami looking over at them. Her mood refused to lighten up even a little bit.

“Tei, you’d eat anything when you don’t have a bun in the oven.” Miami wasn’t wrong. She knew how much of a foodie her friend was as she shifted a little on Tei’s nice leather couch. “Like how bad is this pizza if you guys are like pussy footing around what’s on it?” Miami is just wanting to know what exactly she got herself into as she looked at the pair of pregnant buns besides her. Tei is just wearing a smug grin on their face as they look over at the front door.

Ding dong.

Miami’s face changed to horror as she looked over at the door. Cinnamon only smiled as he clapped his hooved paws together. “Oh! That must be the delivery guy!” The red furred bun was just giving Miami a side eyed smile as he looked at her. “Be a dear and grab it for us, Miami. It’s already paid for and I got the tip by the door for them!” Miami was just gritting her teeth as she got up, just moving to jump off the couch and fetch this mystery pizza. The delivery person was already starting to knock from how slow Miami was trying to be. Just hoping to drag it out.

“I’m coming, I’m coming!” Miami called out as she opened the door. Just getting the greetings out of the way and handing over the generous tip Cinnamon had handed her. Miami was just sweating as she held the extra large pizza in her paws. Closing the door, she could already smell something coming from this box that made her want to gag at the thought of. Peanut butter. Why the fuck was there the distinctive smell of peanut butter wafting out of this? Miami’s stomach lurched dangerously as she entered the living room. “Pizza’s here…” She couldn’t sound enthused as she sat the box on Tei’s coffee table.

Cinnamon was just grinning as he licked his lips. His paws were rubbing together in anticipation as he let Tei have the honours of opening the box. Tei didn’t waste a single second as they tossed open the cardboard lid. Miami’s eyes just widened as her mouth opened in a silent scream of terror at what she was seeing.

Miami was fairly certain that this had to be some sort of sin. Something that would cast the very person who thought of this monstrosity into the darkest, deepest depths of the void.

The ‘pizza’ had peanut butter as the sauce with a mozzarella cheese. The toppings were boiled eggs, miniature pickles, and tuna chunks… All drizzled with horseradish and chocolate. Miami was shaking as tears welled up in her eyes. Her paws were covering her mouth as she just cried silently. Tei was already taking two slices and putting them together into a sandwich.

“No, don’t you dare…” Miami was whispering as she looked at her so-called friends. Tei only looked over at Miami. A grin on their face as they slowly held the disgusting abomination of cuisine up and then slowly lowered it down into their mouth. Miami’s face was pale white as she watched Tei take a huge bite out of the pizza. Making a noise like they were experiencing an orgasm as they slipped off the toppings and cheese. Horseradish and chocolate sauce was all over their mouth.

“Oh. My. Fucking. DEMON!” Miami is screaming as she rushes out of the living room and into the bathroom. “That’s DISGUSTANG! DISGUSTANG!” Cinnamon was just cackling as he looked at Tei with a smile. The two shared their pizza as they talked about which bun would be Buggatory’s next top model.